The Biquarterion is a group of once powerful Big East mascots. They meet in Mike Tranghese’s old clubhouse. They control absolutely nothing and don’t plan on it in the future.
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WE’RE IN THE MONEY….WE’RE IN THE MONEY!!!
YAY! In about 12 months those assholes will be gone!
And we’ll be more competitive in league play!
Man….15 million big ones…plus the 20 mill from that inbred in Morgantown and 5 from that Frog in Fort Worth
So how do we split this us up amongst us?
What do you mean?
Well Golden Eagle and Blue Demon aren’t here…shouldn’t they have a say?
Uhh there’s a reason for that….for now we need be humane about this.
So we’re covering this up? Why?
Not really a “cover up”…we just didn’t tell them.
Who’s the architect behind this plan?
Well yeah……Catholics aren’t really good at covering up things these days.
Well I tried to hire some consultants out of Central PA, but they’re being questioned and one of them died.
Don’t worry guys….I got this…..no one will ever know!
( knock on the door )
It’s your motherfuckin’ daddy. Let me in….I want to see your surprise.
I really can’t stand him sometimes.
I’m sorry…did you say something missy?
Good! So what’s the good news?
( Shows the money )
Great job guys! I told you fuckers that South Florida added nothing for basketball!
And who the hell needs Depaul and Marquette? Let them play in the Patriot League!
Uhh yeah…Sure! Screw them! Right guys!
(Blue Demon and Golden Eagle Enter the Room)
Oh I see you guys came to get your belongings. Happy Trails assholes!
Have you been drinking again?
What do you mean? This is a members meeting.
I don’t see any alcoholics here…All I see is some catholics and pirates looking to confess their sins to each other
Yes and you’re neither so get out
No, you’re a pussy and open about it. We’re in the closet.
I don’t get the hostility. We are members and you’ll have to learn to accept it.
Uh no..you guys left…remember?
Oh shit…..
Hey I sent it out to the right people. I have my own customized distribution list.
We give you something of importance to accomplish for first time since the 80’s and you pull this shit!
Stop it, or I’m going to tell Mike on you guys!
Oh who needs those hicks anyway. Who else?
Syracuse and Pittsburgh are leaving but not til next year…
What the fuck?!? See this is why I can’t let you guys run the conference….because you pull shit like this. Syracuse?!? You let Syracuse leave?!? Pittsburgh??!?! We’ve been playing them forever in football! It’s an automatic win for us almost every year! You know what screw you guys…..I’m out. (Irish storms out)
(Meanwhile in Greensboro….Phone rings)
Editor’s Note: Roc and Orange are copyrighted characters from “The Octonion” by Nunesmagician.com
Oh shit…it’s Irish….what do we do?
Peppercorn Steak Hoagies!
Otto, this ain’t the time for this!
Bacon Flavored Fun Dip!
Shit…..(Picks Up the phone) Irish! Hey Buddy…
Look asshole….you and that little fruit better bring your asses back here!
Well we can’t….we paid the fees…..
You guys leave after all we’ve been through?!? You couldn’t take me with you??!
You never want to pay for gas or anything……or play in Birmingham….
I’m not getting off this phone….until you give me an explanation….
Let me see…Otto wants…to talk to trollie!
(Otto takes phone)
Otto want rub jewel on trollie belly!
I’ll give you something to rub, you little shit.
Okay Irish, fuckface. First, take a big step back… and literally fuck your own face! I don’t know what kind of East Coast bullshit power play you’re trying to pull here, but East Coast, Jack, is our territory. So whatever you’re thinking, you’d better think again! Otherwise we’re gonna have to head down there and we’ll will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You’re gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. We’re talking scorched-earth, motherfucker! We will massacre you! We will fuck you up! [hangs up] Let’s go see what Blue Devil and Tar Heel are up to?
A LOT crass.
‘Fuck your own face’??? Really??? I’d rather not read these things if they continue to channel Dice Clay
One can be funny without sophomoric vulgarity.
That’s usually a pretty big clue that some crassness will follow. And sophomoric can be refreshing once in a while. Besides, this whole post is in the same tone as the Octonion posts, which Nunes has been putting out for years now.
Hopefully going forward the ‘warnings’ will continue and I’ll know NOT to read ANY of these type of posts. I had enough of this type of language from Hoopie fans when attending Pitt-WVU games.
Iknow, I know… I was warned… I saw the warning and the word “a**h*l*s” appears in the opening of the post. But the use of much stonger language – and with such frequency – was well beyond what I expect from this site.
I’ll be sure to heed the warnings in the future but I hope this is not a sign of the overall “tone” of this site in the future.
Take this as a joke… something different then the typical post.
Read on.
I like the idea of diversifying the staff and broadening the scope of the blog, just not quite in this way…
As stated in an earlier blog post: check the writer of the blog post.
Panter Rants (when they did post on their own blog) where sometimes not for the faint of heart.
Really funny though…keep ’em comin!
But this was over the top.
I can take an f-bomb or two, but I hope this isn’t the new normal.
Now, that effin’ comment is effin funny!!!
Perhaps shortening it a good bit would help
An outlet of gumdrops and rainbows and where nary a discouraging word and trust need not apply. Penn State. You know? If you are offended, take it up with Franco and LuInanso. Later chiefs. Fuck.
I didn’t think it was funny, and it seemed like something a teenager that was trying too hard wrote.
If you’re gonna write and post, can’t get your sensitive knickers in a twit everytime someone criticizes your attempt at humor.
Closer to the truth?? WTF?? Closer to the truth than what????
Shit, shit, ass, ass, 7734, 7734, 7734, 7734
If you’re offended, I’m sure Walgreens carries some Massengill!!!!
Fortunately the posts under the other headings haven’t been affected yet.
The most vulgar part is the end (IMO), which is an altered quote from the modern classic Tropic Thunder. Tom Cruise in his best role —
link to youtube.com
I debated if I really needed to point it out, but I realized some might be over 50 and/or given up on Ben Stiller. Understandable.
However, I like you, seem to feel this expansionocalypse or whatever, brought a few new posters along too.
Which is good. More people, more opinions, and yes, this is Chas’ blog, so he can do what he wants.
Like the one post, “don’t get your sensibilities in a tampon uproar”, or “if you don’t like it, go somewhere else”, I’m paraphrasing, not even scrolling 12 inches up to read it again…
Ya, I’m a big boy, it’s minor, but we never talked that way to each other. Even when we had disagreements, never had that tone.
Not an old fuddy duddy, only in my mid 40’s. I hear it everyday, and frankly, I drop an f bomb here and there.
Just came across as amateur hour and not expected on this blog.
Perhaps it was just a one-time spoof and that’s not really how they roll????
I know that my post came directly AFTER yours, but I did not intend it to be directed TOWARD yours. I was responding in general to several of the posts above.
I caught the fact that you were doing some tongue-in-cheek mocking of some of the above post. I’m very sorry if I came off as attacking you, I did not mean to do that. Unfortunately “tone” is very subjective when posting.
I am in the same age bracket as you, but I WOULD consider myself a fuddy-duddy. I truly cannot remember the last time I swore. HOWEVER, I understand that swearing is common for the vast majority of people and I would never tell you not to swear. Frankly, its none of my business. I read this site every day and have seen many people use swear words – usually just to emphasize a point. I understand how that works.
So it’s not the USE of swear words that I take issue with. Rather, it was the ABUSE of those words (particularly the f-word). It took a skit that was mildly amusing and dragged it down to moderately offensive.
My intent is not to attack the author – nor tell him what to write – I was just expressing my surprise regarding language that I cannot remember reading on the site in prior posts.
ME2001
We’re good brother. Hail to Pitt!!
Now THAT was funny! I actually did laugh out loud…
Maybe you can help them write the next installment.