I don’t know, maybe I’m just not getting enough sleep. It’s hard to be a sportswriter in the late summer when the baseball team sucks and there’s no training camp. So I’m willing to pardon a little stupidity.

While I had been a bit distracted, last week Bob Smizik wrote a piece ripping into Pitt’s home football schedule this year. To some degree, everyone has. Pitt fans and ticket-holders (including myself) have been mocking a lousy, uninteresting home schedule where the marquee game is against Navy. And that was moved to Wednesday night to make it a real pain. It’s such an easy target, no one can resist trashing it and pitying the fans who actually get season tickets.

Since it was Smizik, though, he did it in a way that ensured pissing off Pitt fans. He started by imagining an ultimatum from Penn State for a 3-for-2 deal. It was a lazy column, that didn’t involve much work. Frankly, typical Smizik effort, but hey there are only so many ways to complain about the Pirates by the end of July.

A good amount of the irritation, though, seemed to be from being reminded of it — by Smizik. The overall schedule is fine, but there is nothing about the home slate that makes anyone think they need to circle the dates. Not really sure why the Big East has put Pitt with such an unbalanced Big East schedule with Louisville and WVU (and to a lesser extent with Rutgers) as both being either home or away in the same year. It could be argued that it gives Pitt a better chance at the Big East title in even numbered years, but that presupposes a lot of foresight by the Big East and that Pitt will be in a position to challenge in those years.

Then Paul Zeise got in trouble for comments he made regarding Michael Vick, dog fighting allegations and suggesting that Vick would have been better off committing rape rather than doing dog fighting. Rape was apparently the wrong crime to compare. Everything else is acceptable.

Plus, Vick could have been accused of murdering a stripper, blowing up a shopping mall or funneling his Nike money to Al Qaeda, and people wouldn’t have been even 1% as outraged as they are about the dogfighting allegations. You can get away with just about anything these days; just don’t tick off dog lovers.

Suggesting rape or pedophilia seem to be about the only comparisons not allowed.

The funny thing is that Zeise probably wasn’t wrong. Anyone else remember when Sebastian Janikowski was arrested for possessing the date rape drug, GHB? What was he planning to do with that? He never suffered major repercussions for that, professionally.