Panther Rants was formerly Dokish’s recruiting blog but it’s been taken over by guys with a bit of a more sarcastic style. In an “interview” with new RMU head coach Mike Rice, they were able to humorously recap the past basketball season.

PR: Alright enough of that. Do you think the team lived up to its expectations before the season?

MR: Well we got to the Sweet Sixteen didn’t we? What else were you expecting?

PR: Well Uh…

MR: Do the math, pal. We finished tied second in the Big East, runners up in the Big East Tournament, a pre-season Top Ten, favorites to win the conference, and expected to go Sweet 16 or better. We got the Top Ten finish and the Sweet 16. We also won 29 games. We did all this with a 7 foot center that has a hard time dunking, and can’t stop fumbling his cars keys or missing the trash can when he throws away his bottle of Gatorade. We did it with a three point specialist who can only hit threes when he’s not covered. We did it with our best athlete who also scored points, but was a turnover machine. Finally, we did it with a player named Levon with a Vanilla Ice haircut. I’d do the same if my parents named me that. Who in the hell names their kid Levon anyway?

There’s also a rather funny Keith Benjamin joke in there — read it.