Here’s the initial ballot I am thinking of submitting for this week. I have until Wednesday morning to change it, so make good arguments. As usual, Lee worked it up, but this time I made some changes that I will note below from Lee’s comments.

Rank	Team	Delta
1	Ohio State	25
2	Florida	24
3	Michigan	23
4	Louisville	22
5	Auburn	21
6	Southern Cal	20
7	West Virginia	19
8	Texas	18
9	Louisiana State	17
10	Georgia Tech	16
11	Georgia	15
12	Notre Dame	14
13	Oregon	13
14	Oklahoma	12
15	Clemson	11
16	Tennessee	10
17	Cal	9
18	Florida State	8
19	Iowa	7
20	Boise State	6
21	Rutgers	5
22	Wake Forest	4
23	Texas Tech	3
24	Missouri	2
25	Virginia Tech	1

1. Ohio State: Still suspect on run defense. But beyond that, a stellar performance against a completely over-hyped Iowa. I have to hand it the security at Kinnick Stadium for apparently turning away absolutely any Hawkeye fan not wearing yellow. But still, home field advantage can only take you so far. The highlight? A couple hundred Buckeye fans surrounding the College Gameday set after the game chanting, very loudly, “NICE PICK CORSO! NEXT PICK MICHIGAN!”

2. Michigan: Hitting on all cylinders, although against inferior competition. Provided that they don’t underestimate Penn State’s defense, the true national championship game could be played in Columbus on November 18th

[Sorry, no. There is no way in hell, I am putting two Big 11 schools at 1 & 2 on the ballot. Especially, just because they beat Minnesota.]

3. Florida: The Gators are beating good competition convincingly. If these guys win out, they’re in the national championship game no matter what anybody else does. Unfortunately, they’re in the SEC where winning out is practically impossible.

4. Louisville: I was going to put WVU here, of course. But I just can’t convince myself that Louisville isn’t the better team. Especially after the Hoopies’s lackluster performance against East Carolina last week. In any case, look how good the Cardinals are on offense now, and then imagine how much better they’ll be when Brohn gets back. And their defense is clearly better than WVU’s. Oh, if only Michael Bush hadn’t broken that leg, we could be talking about a Big East national champion.

5. Auburn: Eeking one out against South Carolina means vacating the number two spot in my book. Yeah, Spurrier is a hell of a coach. But he ain’t that good. And neither are the Gamecocks.

6. USC: Way to take advantage of Auburn’s stumble, Trojans. Wazzou sucks even worse than South Carolina. Until you start beating good competition convincingly, say goodbye to the top five.

7. WVU: Enjoy the top ten while you can, Hoopies. Unless Rodriguez picks it up a notch, you won’t come out of Papa John’s Stadium alive.

8. Texas: Sam Houston State? Where the hell is that? And don’t just answer “Texas” either. It’s nice to see a Big XII team following the WVU school of out-of-conference scheduling. But still, Texas is probably better than WVU, USC, or Auburn right now. I just have to give those particular unbeatens the benefit of the doubt.

9. LSU: Right where they should be. Clearly a top ten team.

10. Georgia Tech: So far, they’re beating better competition more convincingly than the Bulldogs are. So this is the best team in Georgia in my book. Nice win against Virginia Tech, by the way. So much for the Hokies’ national championship dreams. Maybe VT should join an easier conference, like the Mountain West or something. But back to the Wreck. I really like this team to win the ACC outright. Hence, they’re being in my top ten.

11. Georgia: I just can’t get that escape at home to Colorado out of my head.

12. Notre Dame: Yeah, I know. I put the Rambling Wreck ahead of a team that beat them in Altanta. Still, I just can’t put Notre Dame in the top ten with that porous defense. And what’s so impressive about the Irish’s wins so far? Penn State self-destructed with Morelli. Michigan State self-destructed the way only they can (incidentally, that video of John L. “Dead man walking the Green Mile” Smith slapping himself is the highlight of my season so far). The only impressive win was against Georgia Tech, who has dramatically improved since then (hence my logic-defying ranking).

13. Oregon: Nice win against the Michigan State of the West. Still, if Oklahoma beats Texas next week (a big if), I’ve gotta beat the team that should have beaten the Ducks ahead of the Ducks.

14. Oklahoma: Just beat Texas by putting the ball in Adrian’s hands. And good luck. Have Adrian call Antonio Pittman before the game to ask how it’s done.

[Oh, for f**k’s sake, Lee. Enough with the tOSU love.]

15. Clemson: Nice win… if Terry Bradshaw still played for La. Tech…

16. Tennnessee: Nice win. Against freakin’ Memphis. Beat ’em in hoops and I’ll be impressed.

17. Calfornia: Nice win against the wrong school from Oregon. This weekend, just beat Chas’s overrated Ducks with those gawdawful unis (Pitt, not< Oregon, should be wearing that steel plate pattern. How much steel was ever made in Oregon?). [Go Ducks!]

18. FSU: Thank God these losers aren’t in a tougher conference… like the Big East. Same goes for Miami.

19. Iowa: Well, what good things can we say… your fans did the all-yellow thing well, and your corn-fed coeds were moderately presentable when they weren’t crying… Drew Tate looked good occasionally, as did your tailbacks… but overall, what else could I say other than the Hawkeyes just aren’t a national power yet. Sorry.

20. Boise State: I never know where to rank these guys. But since the AP Poll put them here, I’ll just go along…

21. Rutgers: For the good of the Big East, I wish that you guys had a better showing on Friday night against USF. But even I wasn’t particularly impressed.

22. Missouri: If it were anybody else, I’d put this 5-0 team higher. But you just know that they’re going to drop an easy one soon.

[Hence why I dropped them a couple notches lower, and inserted the oft overlooked Wake Forest Demon Deacons. Hell, if Rutgers can get ranked after the teams they beat, then it’s only fair to give some love to the school with the smallest stadium amongst BCS teams.]

23. Penn State: No, this didn’t come from drinking too much of the local water. Their defense looked great against everybody but Notre Dame. The real weak spot of this team is Anthony “Thank-God-you-didn’t-come-to-Pitt” Morelli. If he has a good game, they could conceivably upset Michigan here in State College in two weeks. But probably not.

[No. Not here, not now. They don’t get to make the cut.]

24. Texas Tech: Fight Farmers, Fight! Now fight a little harder. Or fire Franchione. Your choice.

25. Virginia Tech: Snicker.

[And as I pointed out in my ACC week in review, they will probably win a couple games again to make everyone think they just had a hiccup. Start moving higher in the rankings. Then, the big game will come and — unfortunately it won’t be Pitt to insert reality into the Hokies’ lives.]