First off, thank God Allan Ray is gonna be o.k. For real.
Secondly, to those who curse me, that is, my so called “friends” – Chas, Pat, Lee (in Altoona) and John – I WATCHED ALMOST THE ENTIRED GOD-D****D GAME AND WE STILL WON; IN A DOMINATING FASHION!!!
So let’s shitcan the ‘jinx’ talk, o.k. ?
Thirdly, why do I get so much better looking the more I drink? Oh, wait, but that’s another story.
So, um, I just wanna say, bite a fart, dudes. 😛