At the risk of sounding as obsessed with bad college football uniforms as some people were with the proposed Cleveland Convention Center, I’d like to nominate two additional teams for the Oregon Award: the University of Wyoming and Purdue University. Thus, our four candidates so far for college football’s worst uniforms look like this.
Wyoming’s Brown and Yellow Ode to What’s Floating in my Toilet
Purdue’s Old Gold Tribute to the Little Chunks That are Still Floating After the First Flush
Oregon’s Painfully Bright “Lightening” Yellow Disasters
And Illinois’s Salute to Western Pennsylvanian Winter Wear
Additional nominations will continue to be accepted (or just made up by me) throughout the season. And once again, the Oregon Award is being given in protest of our own alma mater’s decision to give up what were once the best uniforms in college football so that we could look more like Notre Dame with a snarling doberman pinscher on our helmets. Heck, I should nominate ourselves…
Hail to Script Pitt